Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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