That's when you crack a 10am beer
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
There was a lot of him and a little penis
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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