I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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