NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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