Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
did i just pee glitter
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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