i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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