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(770): View more from Georgia

If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

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(310): View more from California

so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?

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(559): View more from California

So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

(1-559): View more from California

That depends on who this is.

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(904): View more from Florida

I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(714): View more from California

The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you

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(434): View more from Virginia

Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?

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(443): View more from Maryland

You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.

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