it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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