Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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