I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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