Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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