Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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