I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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