How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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