where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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