where am i from again
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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