guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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