you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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