do herpes really smell.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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