when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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