How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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