Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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