"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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