I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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