Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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