I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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