He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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