She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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