Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
