I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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