he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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