look no pants
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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