let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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