last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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