The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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