I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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