I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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