just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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