I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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