I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im part way to drunk.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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