Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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