Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
