go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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