Just cropdusted the office
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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