Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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