There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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