id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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