White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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