remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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