She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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