hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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