you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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