she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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