Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's official drugs can't kill me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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