So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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