he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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