...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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